I didn’t post anything yesterday because there wasn’t anything at all worthwhile but today is a case of same crap different day as the Arseshaving et al boring tosh slides from the back page into the depths of the tabloid pages. Newspapers are a bit like the council they try and recycle but it all ends up on the rubbish dump.

Admittedly they have almost tried quite hard with this one. Niko Kranjcar from Pompey, £10m – It was only a matter of time before this one came up. I was convinced it would either be him or MGP from Blackburn. Both are wide players and both are pretty broke it would appear so I wouldn’t be surprised. Wenger just needs some width.

As the Arseshving story rumbles on I have considered shaving my arse just to avoid having to read dross about him learning English/having the loudest agent in the wold/being the Messiah of football. One cannot prove anything apart from the agent.

Wilshere is a true Gooner now and a big boy. There will still be endless side splitters about his age and I will probably blow my funny fuse and never laugh again but I think it might be safe after Mark the BBC knob has made me laugh so hard with gags such as “Iceland are worse than tesco”. What can you expect from someone from Preston. The Sun (who have been full of beans today) Claim he will be an instant Millionaire. By that they mean he will be given a million quid. I think thats a moronic piece of ‘journalism’ (is that the right word?).

Apparently Rosina isn’t going to be a member of our fine club but things like that have been said before.

Toure has apparently cleaned out his locker in true office stereotype gold. I hope this isn’t true but I think it might be the case, apparently the Scott Parker to Man City means Ireland might be coming the Ashburton way.

Wenger teased us with Inler, now he doesn’t want him. At least he realised now and didn’t waste the last few hours of this window failing to buy him.

I really am worried that Wenger is going to waste money that we are giving him through buying shirts, tickets and other revenue boosting merchandise. If we buy an attacking midfielder it really is such a short term venture and not in Arsene’s nature. We need a winger and someone who can defend!