Ade Bench-Warmer

Posted by Gooner Get Ya Sunday 19 July 2009 13:18

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I would first like to say good bye to Adebayor. I was at T in the Park last week so managed to miss the majority of hype regarding the loss of our *STAR* striker.

I was excited at the prospect of getting £25m for him last season when he was on cracking form and he has been average and we still got that. Whoop Whoop great deals. £25m can buy you about 1 and a half Arshavin's or about 200 Kolo Toures.

The chat was that Adebayor was angry about the way the fans treated him and wanted to be a fans favourite. This would have been the case if he hadn't demanded a massive contract and put ZERO effort into his football, while constantly touting a move to AC Milan.

His true colours have finally shown through now. He has chosen money over football. He will categorically not start for city unless they opt for a 4-1-5 formation or unless there is a terrorist attack on the CoM stadium while he is picking a fight with Togo team mates or trying to kiss Henry's arse.

Even if Wenger is only allowed to spend half of the money we can still get a pretty steady defensive midfielder for £10-15m. Things are looking good.

If we are looking for a striker I am an admirer of Marouane Chamakh but I think Andre-Pierre Gignac is the player we are after. He has a much better goal per game ratio, is younger and seams to work harder.

To be honest out attacking options are an embarrassment of riches at the moment so boost the defensive side of things and we are sorted and might even win a trophy!!