We still have the typical ones flying around:-

Alonso - great player but too expensive. Mascherano is probably more suited to what we need but I dont want to be associated with him it will be a world of pain!

Gallas - Going to Juve, PSG or AC. He and Senderos could be reunited for a bit!

Bendts - Going somewhere in Europe. Wenger has just said that he could be amazing so I think he might be staying

Hangeland - coming from Fulham - he might be nervous coming to a team with enough supporters and therefore not needing a neutrals stand!

Half of the kids - away on loan somewhere

There have been very few new stories so should we make up some new ones? City to bid £90m for Gallas and we use the money to buy the England rugby team for defensive duties? Borthwick to eat Rooney?