It has been a quiet one for outrageous rumours today but some have been rekindled.

Martins from Newcastle (£13m get out clause) - This is pretty standard isn't it? I think he is pretty rubbish and so do my Geordie mates. The People (famous for being right about transfers) claim that he is worried given the uncertainty facing the club (and his wage packet) and wants to leave. Its a worrying time when a Nigerian wants to leave because the club is going to be run by Nigerians!

He is a quick striker with a lack of skill. We will not be signing a stiker and that is nailed on!

Diego Capel Trinidad from Sevilla (no price listed) - The skillful left winger looks like a good little player, another lad from the Barca youths.

He says that he would have to think about a move to Arsenal, this story has no future!

No1 to Chavski - Paul Kenyon has said that there is no money in the Chelski kitty (obviously the Russian is worried about going bust!). That will probably mean a one out one in policy.

Felipe Melo from Fiorentina (no price given) - Another hopeless speculation from an agent trying to improve the profile of a player.

He over 22 and therefore no chance. Oh and His team are dead set on him going nowhere!

Eljero Elia (£6m) - Has apparently been hunted down by Peter Clark and apparently Wenger went to watch him play at City last week along with several trips to see the Holland under-21s to watch him. This one is building momentum and looking like the most likely out of today's lot.

Brede Hangeland From Fulham (£6m) - Well he has been good this season for Fulham and we do need a big central defender don't we? The place I found this claimed that Gallas and Toure are going in Jan. I have a question, where is Kolo going? This could happen, but probably not!